If you think of anymore, send them to me and I’ll add.
You know you are addicted to Psych when…
…you are not offended when people call you a Psych-O, psych-oholic
…you really wanna know how James Roday gets his hair that perfect.
…you are glad that James Roday and Maggie Lawson are a real-life couple and not just on the show.
…you love how Gus’s car is called the “Blueberry”
…you wonder how Lassie is Head Detective in the first place and not Juliet, or anyone for that matter.
…you really want Lassie to find a woman.
…you know you can watch an episode of Psych and instantly be in a better mood.
…you can never look at a pineapple the same way again, ever.
…you admire how awesome looking the pineapple is.
…you see a pineapple you think of the delicious flavor.
…you see a pineapple and picture Shawn appearing at some random person’s house or party carrying a pineapple and start to giggle.
…you see a pineapple and either think: “Whaaat?!”, “I’ve heard it both ways.”, or “You know that’s right”
…you suddenly have a new-found passion for pineapples that you didn’t have before.
…you intentionally say something wrong in order to use “I’ve heard it both ways.” on someone, whether you have or not.
…you know the season and/or episode of Psych that a quote is in when you see it (via Twitter, show on tv or conversation)
…you know all of the words to the theme “I Know You Know” by the Friendly Indians
…you put your hand to your head and say “I sense that…” or “I am sensing…” to tell your friend something…
…you make lots of 80s movie references in normal conversation
…you learned what a coccyx is or (if you already knew) use the word every now and then instead of ‘ass’ or ‘butt’ [and yes I know it is ‘tail bone’, same difference]
…you can sing the Psych theme without watching it
…you use the format…”My name is __________ and this is my partner, (Crazy made up name)”…when introducing a friend and vice versa.
…you use “(name), don’t be a…(random adjective + random thing or situation)” when someone says something you don’t like.
…you tweet quotes from the show as you watch it. [guilty]
…you refuse to high five anyone anymore…and replace it with fist bump [mainly because high five is so old, and fist bump is cooler]
…you have incorporated “Whaaat?!”, “You know that’s right”, “That’s what I’m talking about”…into everyday conversations without realizing it, and then when you do, you don’t change.
…you yell your friend’s last name when you are mad at them like Lassiter does to Shawn. (SPENCER!…)
…you are ”not inclined to resign to maturity”.
…you think “why bounce around to the same damn song?”
…”you’d rather run when you can’t crawl”
…”you know that I’m not telling the truth”
…”you know that they just don’t have any proof”
…”you embrace the deception and learn how to bend”
…”your worst inhibitions are gonna psych you out in the end”
…”I know and you know!”
…“I’ve been thinking about getting a car,” are the most romantic words you’ve ever heard. (youknowwhyyouareafanofpsych)
…you use the phrases “I’ve heard it both ways” and the term “whattttt!” in everyday life. (fuckyeahdamondean)
…you shop at Abercrombie and Fletch. (@BeCullen93)
…you are easily swayed or or impressed by the effects of an intense adorability high from bunnies (me)
…you find out that Ashlee Simpson had more than one album. (me)
…Psych is your drug of choice (me)
…you want to meet Mrs. McNab. (me)
…you smile when you hear the theme song, maybe even start to do a little dance… (me)
…you wonder how much creepier is Gus going to get before someone really sits him down and tells him. (me)
…the psych theme song is on your iPod (celinechickenwang)
…you can come up with more of these [feel free to add on, I’ll add them to list and give you credit!]
Thanks to Psych, Friendly Indians, writers, etc etc…and @BeCullen93 (Twitter)
pineappledeliciousness, proud Psych-O, pineapple enthusiast, fan of delicious flavor
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